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Poor Man's "Pass Key" System | ||
Easy Theft Prevention | ||
How many TR owners have been perplexed at one time or another because their car won't start after polishing their center caps or vacuuming the floor mats? Alright, so I'm exaggerating but most TR owners have become quite adept at troubleshooting no-starts or know that they can turn to the E-mail list for help. Suppose we use these past problems to our advantage.
Huh? You say. Well, how is that Jackass armed with a slim-Jim and a screwdriver going to diagnose a no-start condition as he's attempting to cruise away in your pride and joy. "But my car starts just fine", you say. Therein lies the problem. Each time you walk away from your car it needs to be 'disabled'. Now think about the problems people have experienced in trying to start their car. Bad grounds, bum relays and blown fuses are fairly common. Suppose we build one or two of these 'problems' into our cars so that only we know how to start the engine. Two of the most popular anti-theft measures that I can think of have been unplugging the orange ECM lead next to the battery or reaching up under the back bumper and unplugging the fuel pump wiring harness connector. Pretty effective and relatively easy but not easy enough. What you really want is a hidden switch or connector somewhere in the vicinity of the driver's seat so that using it is convenient. I'll review the set-up that I use in my GN in the hopes that others follow suit and secure their Buicks. One reason that I like the following approach vs. a hidden toggle switch is that if the Jackass happens to get lucky and find your switch, he's gone with your Buick. The poor man's "pass-key" doesn't have the appearance of an anti-theft device so it's easily overlooked even though it's right out in the open. Secondly, even if the Jackass was wise to your "pass-key", I defy him to defeat it. You'll soon see why. |
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Procedure | ||
I started by visiting the local Radio Shack. I picked up two male and one female version of their disassembled DB-9 computer style connectors. Next, I broke out my shop manual and looked at the pinout chart for the ECM. (Alternately, 1986/1987 owners can click here.) You want to select two or three key circuits to disable. Good choices include the circuits that control the fuel pump relay, injectors, ECM, etc. For obvious reasons I'm not going to suggest any specific circuit or circuits so that everyone's installation will be different. (Many store bought alarms are easily defeated because the thieves know how most of them function and how they are installed.)
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